川普狂喜，乡下人乐队将在世界杯抽签仪式结束后表演《YMCA》（特朗普喜不自禁：世界杯抽签仪式落幕后，乡下人乐队将献唱《YMCA）

Considering network capabilities

I think the network might be disabled by default. The guidelines suggest that I shouldn’t browse unless specifically asked. So, I should clarify with the user their needs. I could offer options like fact-checking, finding sources, translating to English, rewriting as a joke, or generating a short news brief. I could also mention that "Village People - YMCA" is tied to Trump rallies, so a meme caption might be fun. Let's propose what they need!Providing options for user requests

I need to avoid mentioning internal details. The guidelines let me ask for permission to use the network on request, but I'll assume we need approvals if there’s an issue. I think a good approach is to say: "I can fact-check if you'd like. Should I check sources?" If they're interested, we could also create a quick one-liner like, "Sounds like a meme—do you want me to turn it into a post or headline?"

Here are some options:

• Would you like me to verify and check sources?
• Should I refine this into a headline or post?
• Write a 50 or 100-word news brief?
• Translate into English?
• Create a couple of meme captions?

I could even provide a couple of sample rewrites to help!